Martin anxiously waited for the doorbell to ring, as he checked his watch for the third time in the last ten minutes.  "Where was that man," he thought to himself, "I wish for once he'd be on time!!!"  Ten seconds later the apartment air was split by the loud resonance of the bell and Martin quickly buzzed his friend in. Opening the door he listened for the footsteps coming up the carpeted stairs, but oddly, he swore there was more than just Ernie's steps he was hearing!   A second or two later he was proven right, as Ernie and a young man of perhaps twenty or so turned up the last flight to Martin's apartment.  Martin looked at the young visitor and asked Ernie, "Who's your friend, or is it a secret!?!"  Before he answered, Ernie gave Martin’s crotch a squeeze and replied, "I  found him down at the bus station and for two hundred dollars he'll do us both!!!"
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